Words and music by Jeffery Lyle Segal

The tragicomedy of modern romance is celebrated with laughter and tears in this smart new musical revue.  In the first half of the show, the performers sing  mostly comedic complaints about the difficulty of finding "the one."  In the second act, the couples join and find happiness.  But those love songs are followed by songs of breaking up, with their accompanying emotional pain.  In the end, the couples reunite, and celebrate in love and unity.    Approximately 30 songs over 90 minutes, performed by 2 (or 3) couples.  Minimal sets and props with a few recommended specialty costumes.

Selected songs:

MATING

vocals:  Yolanda Tolentino & Jeffery Lyle Segal

IN THE PRODUCE AISLE

vocal:  Amanda Hartley

MY BABY USED TO BE A MAN

vocal:  Jeffery Lyle Segal

A - B- SLEAZE

vocal:  Laura Wolfe

WHEN YOU'RE INVISIBLE TO WOMEN UNDER 30

vocal:  Jeffery Lyle Segal

BAG LADY

vocal:  Jeffery Lyle Segal

I NEED A WIFE

vocal:  Amanda Hartley

LOVE ONLINE

vocal:  Jeffery Lyle Segal

I'D RATHER STICK NEEDLES IN MY EYES

vocal:  Amanda Hartley

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WHY A COWBOY LOVES HIS HORSE

vocal:  Jeffery Lyle Segal

WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK I'M GAY?

vocal:  Jeffery Lyle Segal

BUTTERFLY

vocal:  Laura McClain

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

vocal:  Elise Dewsberry

To go to the selected songs from Act II, click here.

Piano accompaniments by Ron Snyder and Richard Berendt